Author Archives: JH

Maturity Explained.

We went to Prince Edward Island. It’s so sloooow and sleepy and pretty awesome if you’re into canoeing and mountain biking and oh yeah, Anne of Green Gables.

Anne of Green Gables

 

Art Appreciation at the MOMA

Like every other pretentious tourist, I really like visiting museums when I travel. If my art teachers back in school knew the number of art museums and galleries I’ve been to the last few years, they’d probably roll in their graves. That is, assuming they’re dead which they’re probably not but hey, I didn’t invent the saying.

Through all of it, I’ve learnt that people really like taking photos. No one really cares if a painting’s good or bad. If it bears a familiar name, say Van Gogh or Picasso or Left-Handed Lab Monkey #3847, there’ll be a crowd admiring the work through their iPhone screens.

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“Picasso should have totally used the Retro filter.”

Of course you can get a picture of the exact same painting in higher rez by Googling for “Picasso painting MOMA” but it’s not the same because there’s no frame in those stock pictures! The frame! WILL ANYONE THINK OF THE FRAME???

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Hehehe, they’re nekkid.

I can’t say I can ever fully comprehend modern art but I know for sure that this Andy Warhol piece is performance art.

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People fascinated with a celebrated work by an artist fascinated by people fascinated by celebrities.

Some of the other paintings are useful too as backgrounds for passport photos.

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Eyebrows! We need to see your eyebrows!

Yea, I like art museums. They’re very educational. I’ve also learnt that day that some of the best artists can’t draw dicks.

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Not hung like a horse

Bali Unicycling

Downhill Unicycling

 

A bunch of us took off to Bali one weekend and NEVER SAW A BEACH. I’ve never been to Bali before and if I never heard more about Bali, I’d really have thought that all there was there was sand, lava and a whole lot of pain.

One of the unicyclists happen to be familiar with the region and in particular, the volcanoes in the region so we got to do what we didn’t get to do in Maninjau (also in Indonesia) the year before – ride down a frickin’ volcano. It’s actually a lot of fun… in retrospect… and we’ve come to the realisation that most of the photos of our unicycling trips kind of look like this -

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We’re really just scaling the peaks in our riding gear.

Anyway, ride report. Mt Bakur is NOT rideable. Well, it kind of is if you’re great at riding in sand and have inexhaustible energy. Riding downhill is insanely fun and should be a legitimate sport on its own. It feels like snowboarding with the board clenched between your thighs and sounds more kinky than it really is.

The town rides was fun. There’s a lot of unsealed roads in the area which makes for great fun even if you can’t move the next morning. Unicycling’s always a great icebreaker and at every pitstop, we’d be chatting with the locals who aren’t used to seeing a motley crew all missing a wheel.

Unlike the Maninjau trip, I’m happy that I didn’t come down with some mystery illness although some others did and I have to admit that I was exceptionally wary of food and I took time to build up my intake amounts. The last year at Maninjau, I came down with severe diarrhoea and a 40 degree fever for a week on my return, most probably due to food poisoning and dehydration. At some point, I couldn’t get out of bed because the world would white out.

One day, I’ll come back to Bali and maybe FINALLY be relaxing on a hammock at some sandy beach, perhaps with an overpriced beer and a whole flock of tourists around taking selfies.

 

 

 

One Very Wet Ride

Very Wet Unicycle Ride

This is 30 minutes into the sudden storm.

 

Immature Jokes for Mature Adults

I miss the show. And Chicken Boo.